Lastest batch of questions for Will

1st November 2006

What made you pick the equipment you currently use ?
Umm, well I'm not really a huge gadget/equipment bloke, if it does the job then I'm happy. My guitar is a Epiphone Les Paul Special, the reason I picked that one was, it looks bloody cool, and I'm really happy with the sound and it's well nice to play which obviously makes a huge difference. My valve amp is a Laney LC 30 which just makes the perfect sound in my opinion, I was tempted to go down the Marshall route, but when I tried the Laney, I knew that was the one for me. As for Microphones, I use a Shure SM58 -LC which is pretty much the best to use for the current position the band is in.

How do you write your lyrics and come up with ideas for lyrics?
Loads of different ways really, sometimes in the day when I'm working I think of a line thats catchy and by the end of the day, I've got a chorus, verse, whatever it becomes finished, and end up going home and writing the rest of the song. Ideas come from everwhere, life experience, something thats happened in the news, a film, a book, everyday stuff. I'm quite lucky touch wood, I don't seem to get writers blocks, I've litterally got dozens of lyrics about the place.

What input do you have in the songwrititng?
I presume you mean musically as I've just answered the above. Musically, I do try and leave the music to Tony, but occasionally if I have an idea for some lyrics I've written, I do compose the music. Then play it to Tony and see what he thinks. He's given in to a couple tunes with my music, so I must be getting slightly better.

Big & roundy or small & pointy?
I prefer medium size paddling pools, way more fun, if they are too small, they are no fun because they need a big valve to compensate, but if they are huge. too much man, can't cope, yep definitly medim. mmmmmmmmm

On top or from behind?
From behind of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I like the element of surprise, If you are on top of a wardrobe when playing hide and seek, eventually you will be seen, but no one will find you behind it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you have that sheep in your bedroom again? i forgot
Oh right yea, that's flossy a very very close friend who was given to me for a xmas present and to state the facts flossy lives in my back bedroom, not my bedroom, I've got big ted and little ted in my bedroom.

BMW or Merc ?
Beemer if I had to choose, couldn't really give a rats ass

Drumsticks Or plectrum ?
plectrum you pratt!!!!!!!!

Metallica or Maiden ?
Maid - just kidding ----M E T T A L I C A - rocccccccccccck

Lennon Or McCartney ?
McCartney - always was, always will be

Starky or Harrison ?
Harrison - bit weird in later years though

Cat or dog ?
Cat called DUFF

Firm or squishy ?
Love squishy jelly with hundreds and thousands

1) would you rather have hair growing from your ears or your nose?
nose hair of course, naturally you pick the hairs out hence no hairs
2) paulin fowler or pat butcher?
pauline fowler because she was a saucy minx in are you being served
3) a 3rd nipple or a wart at the end of your nose?
3rd nipple - lucky in it?
4) horse or a donkey?
donkey, cos you can have a bit of rough and tumble on the beach. sand gets everywhere though"!!!!!!!!! (ed. Will does not imply he has an sexual relations with donkeys, or other 4 legged mammals [dont ask about 2 legged!!!])
5) body odour or bad breath?
bo????????!!!!!!!
6) money or wisdom?
wisdom, money turns people the wrong way.
7) cross-eyed or boss-eyed?
boss-eyed
8) 2 right feet or 2 left feet?
2 left feet cos I'm right handed, it would counter balance wouldn't it?
9) rotton eggs or sour milk?
sour milk cos pour it under someones carpet you don't like. will take them months to find it, will stink the house out and fungas will grow!
10) diarrhoea or constipation?
constipation, best not to go for a while and let nature take its course then go every 5 mins. well thats what I think.
we hope you have enjoyed this fun-filled questionaire!!! love from laura and donna jones. x x
thanks girls. xx
What is your favourite colour?
Blue
B - Unit and L - Unit x
pink or brown?
Pink sunshine by fuzzbox
Julian Lee